Pickup Lines
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Here are some of the worst pick up lines out there, just in case you’re playing drinking games and doing a couple of dares. We're not responsible for any slaps you get after coming out with them when you’re drunk!* Are my undies showing? ["No."] "Would you like them to?" * Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me! * Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you. * Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? * Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants. * Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number? * Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. * Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend? * Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do? * Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. * I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me? * If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?" * Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you? |
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